Tuesday, August 17, 2010

How to tell your toddler is going to be a metal fan.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Sleep Talking

Have a look at the Sleep Talking Man blog. Here are a selection:



  • If that shark thinks it's coming to bed for a cuddle, it's got another thing coming. God, it's all me me me with that fucker.

  • It's all lumpy. Hmm. Lumpy. Let's make it smooth. Lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lump— Bugger! Bollocks and dammit! We're gonna have it lumpy. I can't be arsed.

  • Sounds like you need an escape goat. With ropes on its horns and a headlight. And no fear of tunnels.

  • Today couldn't have been any more perfect. Knowing you were on a slow train in hell, oh, that would be the cherry.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Fair Dinkum Election

The Drum on the ABC site has a great piece of satire.



Tell it like it is: the fair-dinkum election



This is my personal favorite:

No, I didn't get married and have kids. And if I had, you wouldn't be seeing me standing here, would you? I mean, how many married-with-children ladies do you see running the country? By the way, I just love that I keep getting asked, in incredulous tones, whether I am actually going to move Tim into The Lodge if I win. Jesus wept. What else am I going to do? Hit up the BER fund to construct a Covered Outdoor De Facto Area in the back yard where he can hang out? You'll notice I am keeping my temper when I get asked about this every day. But hot damn, do I feel like clunking your skulls together.