Sleep Talking

Have a look at the Sleep Talking Man blog. Here are a selection:

• If that shark thinks it's coming to bed for a cuddle, it's got another thing coming. God, it's all me me me with that fucker.


• It's all lumpy. Hmm. Lumpy. Let's make it smooth. Lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lump— Bugger! Bollocks and dammit! We're gonna have it lumpy. I can't be arsed.


• Sounds like you need an escape goat. With ropes on its horns and a headlight. And no fear of tunnels.


• Today couldn't have been any more perfect. Knowing you were on a slow train in hell, oh, that would be the cherry.