Sleep Talking

Have a look at the Sleep Talking Man blog. Here are a selection:



  • If that shark thinks it's coming to bed for a cuddle, it's got another thing coming. God, it's all me me me with that fucker.

  • It's all lumpy. Hmm. Lumpy. Let's make it smooth. Lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lumpy lump— Bugger! Bollocks and dammit! We're gonna have it lumpy. I can't be arsed.

  • Sounds like you need an escape goat. With ropes on its horns and a headlight. And no fear of tunnels.

  • Today couldn't have been any more perfect. Knowing you were on a slow train in hell, oh, that would be the cherry.

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